Crotch Times

I hate these new pimples on my dick. It is disgusting to think that I, a person who seldom has sex, could catch some crotch pimples. Not only did I have had a quick out burst of crabs, that issue is receding, but there are three pimples around my cock that are just worrisome. Not a good thing, considering I would prefer to think of my self as fairly clean. Compared to very socially sexually active members of my metropolis, who indulge in one night stays - I should be squeaky clean. I guess not. I did have sex with hookers in Amsterdam, but I guess I would rather should have had gotten laid at home with some club whore. Safer?
My phone sex addiction has reached a plateau; I now tape my phone sex conversations. Thus I try to listen to them before calling the sexy ladies back. It works, but not often. I have been masturbating a lot more than usual. Good porno mixed with phone sex gives me a lot of sexual activity. Just not the social kind. I also wake up in the middle of the night and jerk off to sexual fantasy of having sex with my co-workers; big breasted, nice butted and horny co-workers! Oh, yes fuck me you horny twat - just once. Thank you.
I am in the process of meeting a girl who could be an answer to my problems mentioned above. I hope this time everything works out and I don't have to scramble to press the 'eject' button - like I have done in my past relationship. Details of that relationship can be found in a post below.
I must be insane in having to pulled the plug with no contingency plan, but I am all or nothing type of guy anyway. Ladies take note. Lick my pimples you whores. Thats how I feel today.

- John Bogusz [anonymous]